my mom placed a sonic bag w french toast sticks my me and told me to get up but i just fell back asleep and next thing i knew she's fucking screaming "ally! toby keith is running away with you french toast!" i'm still not sure how the fuck this happened i didn't feel him anywhere near me. i'm so fucking confused. why do times before noon even exist like why would anyone be awake at this time

this is literally the best story ever the internet has to know.

Asked by kmartsupercenter   February 23rd at 10:17am Notes: 3
  1. nothingstayspure posted this
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